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BS Detector: Trans Pacific Partnership aka TPP

Here’s all you really need to know about the Trans Pacific Partnership.

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

It is an “alleged” free trade agreement with a bunch of countries in the South Pacific.  It is alleged to be the best thing since sliced bread.   But who would know because:

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

Others say it would be hurtful to jobs for the middle class in this country, by shifting even more jobs to other countries, while surrendering sovereign powers to international tribunals.  But who knows because:

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

But a least we have a Democratic President who promised full transparency and who will be a champion for the working man, middle class, and all other oppressed minorities. I am sure that will make you feel confident since:

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

If you have no confidence in the President as a watchdog for your interests, at least we can have confidence that the Congress will thoroughly study the treaty because:

THEY CAN READ IT:

  1. IN THE BASEMENT OF THE CAPITOL BY THEMSELVES
  2. IN A SOUNDPROOF ROOM UNDER LOCK AND KEY WITH A GUARD
  3. NOTES CAN BE TAKEN BUT MUST BE LEFT IN THE ROOM
  4. NO PHONES (So they won’t take pictures of the pages)
  5. NO COMPUTERS TO ASSIST IN RESEARCH

Well if you aren’t convinced of the need for TPP, at least we know the Congress will vote on it and can amend it when it comes up for a vote.  But you would be exactly wrong.  They passed a procedure called a Fast Track Authority which allows them only the option to vote it up or down.  So before the vote, please call your Congressman and tell him or her to vote…well for it…or against it…because you really aren’t that informed since:

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

By the way did I tell you those traitors over at Wikileaks, you know the Julian Assange and Edward Snowden types, who our leaders want to hang from a tall tree, have published several versions of the agreement.  But we can’t be sure of their reliability because they are criminals.  Plus, it’s not known if Wikileaks has revealed the latest version of the agreement since:

YOU CAN’T READ IT!

If this situation strikes you as an abdication of Congressional authority and control under the Constitution, then I suggest that you write a scathing letter to the President and your Congressional Representatives.  But don’t hold your breath because:

THEY WON’T READ IT!
UNLESS IT HAS A CHECK ATTACHED!

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