Definition:  Esoteric Bunkerism

The socio-economic, poly-philosophical, concept that recognizes the connected nature and common experience of HUMANITY as juxta-positioned against the real world challenges of humans as they attempt to survive while carving out a meaningful existence and how that TENSION is used to divide humanity for the benefit of a SUPER-ELITE.


(commoners; peasants; rable; proletariat; workers; feeders; breeders; white trash; riff-raff, common folk)


(Spiritual v. Material; Red States v. Blue States; Republican v. Democrat; Rich v. Poor; Believers v. Non-Believers; Tribe v. Tribe; Religion v. Religion; Conservative v. Liberal; Nation v. Nation, Race v. Race; Ethnicity v. Ethnicity;)


(“They”; the Illuminati; the one per centers; the Powers that Be; the Overlords; Politicians; Bilderbergers; Bohemian Grover’s; Globalists; the New World Order; Cabal; Bougesie; Rothschild’s; Rockefellers;)

Esoteric Bunkerism as understood by a Redneck

I like my beer cold, my women hot, and my steaks juicy. But when I’m in the woods huntin’, and its quiet, and the sun cums a shinin’ through the trees, sometimes I git to thinkin’ there’s more to this world than a I can see. But in the meantime, I’m gonna keep my gun loaded and plenty of ammo.

Esoteric Bunkerism as understood by a Philosopher

The reality that we must find meaning for our lives by living the ecstasy and agony of physicality while being partially blinded to the knowledge that we are immortal spiritual beings who have been placed in a material world for a purpose.


bs-bottleEin Haufen

These are objectionable opinions, actions, or comments, that are by their very nature common, everyday, and ordinary. This varietal is characterized by a fat and flabby consistency that results more from poor research and sloppy writing. Its natural aroma stems from the reasoning being second class and the facts sloppily gathered. While it may have a hint of culpability, it is more likely the result of an off day that imparts its earthy bouquet. But while we are dealing with an Average Joe BS, and not a Bill Shakespeare or Albert Einstein BS, make no mistake, that when it is stepped into, it is more than just your mediocre error. Otherwise it wouldn’t rise to our attention. Contrary to popular thinking, the female varietal differs only in name. It is offered less frequently due to its less forceful resonance.


hs-bottleMerde de Chevel

This varietal has most of the components of its Bovine barn mate. However, it doesn’t merely transgress through inaccuracy or lazy reasoning, it brings a fiery anger into its poorly structured essence. The much livelier finish of this equine varietal suggests purpose, planning, agenda. It may not be the A Team promulgating this varietal, but it is certainly no rookie. While ordinary connoisseurs can easily detect the bouquet of Bullshit, Horseshit takes a professional to dissect its “almost” exotic nature. Like its host, the horse, it is much more athletic, jumpy, and hard to control, but when properly saddled, it can get you to your destination lickety-split. If and only if, it is ridden by an experienced propagandist.


ds-bottlePerro Mierda

This varietal is not for the faint of heart. With the liveliest finish, the strongest structure, yet the subtlety of a yet ungraspable and exotic balance, only those steeped in the lore of the conspiracy can ferret out these offerings. The big, bold, bawdy, nature of this varietal confuses many people, as its obvious brashness, leads many to suspect a hilarious buffoonery. This variety is so complex, that its willful intentionality, and total disregard for decency, obscures its purpose for most. The common folk can’t grasp something this deceitful, so they laugh it off as comical and thus harmless. The intelligentsia, who should be equipped intellectually to understand big picture offerings, can’t contemplate that a varietal of this sophistication could exist. If the education and experience of the best and brightest is unable to prepare them for the possibilities of this varietals true bouquet, then it might mean that they have been outsmarted by the true puppet masters. This is not a varietal to be toyed with. Only persons steeped in the lore of the conspiracy can be trusted to understand this varietals depth.